Sire: "Are you my daddy?"
Hi! I'm Kevin!
HOLY DAMN, VAMPIRES HAVE WIKI PAGES?
Kevin is very open and friendly, even if sometimes unintentionally rude.
Who writes this crap? No, really, who?
He's a vampire of the modern age, addicted to technology and bristling at the "anachronistic as hell" habits of his elders. He's usually in the company of his close friend, Dirt Nasty, and is almost always wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers. Kevin isn't really interested in the trappings of power or status, and really just wants to have a good time. This vampire thing is still pretty new to him, and since he'll have plenty of time to be serious in the coming centuries, why not enjoy playing with the toy while it's still new?
Uhm... For reals, this is kinda creepy, yo.
Kevin is always looking for something to do, looking for new and fun ways to play with his cool powers. He'll occasionally go and play outside, but prefers to have fun while bathed in the comforting glow of a computer screen. He's a natural tinkerer and likes taking things apart and putting them back together. Sometimes things even go back together the same way they were before he got his hand on them.
HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS ABOUT ME!?
Seriously, this shit is weirding me out hardcore. We're supposed to be all mad secretive, what with that Masquerade tradition thing, but all of our crap is right here on the webernets? Creepy. As. Fuck.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? The odds that Anyone has Ever Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to Do Look More Like are scientifically estimated to be 66% probability since the odds of those who do ever been far even as decided to use even to go want to do look more like must be multiplied by the speed of even, which many forget to take into account. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
Yeah. Right. Like Imma leave my (un)life story on here for errbody to read. lolz.
Look here tho, this is what you need to know about my history - Not a damn thing. Don't worry 'bout it. You don't NEED to know shit about me. But I tell ya this - I hold it down here in H-town, and me and my city both unfuckwithable.
Dizzirt to the Nizzasty
None, yet. At least not that I've heard.
Go ahead, speak your piece. I ain't gonna stop ya.
"God damnit guys, wait up! Guys? Guys!?" -Melvin
"Do you want to see hilarious cat pictures?" -ZeroFluxGiven
"I know, he's just so nice and happy. You don't think––naw, I'd remember if I'd embraced––er, uh, um. Catch ya later." – June
"Such is the nature of the low-blooded to act in this fashion." – Andrasi de Covasna
"I'll find you again my deartháir, I will find you, agus beidh mé tú a chosaint." - Nova
♪ Conquering Dystopia - Ashes of Lesser Men
♪ Dirt Nasty - 1980
♪ Whitechapel - Section 8
♪ Deltron - Virus
♪ Seatbelts - Real Folk Blues
Player: Brad H.
MES Number: US2014060053
Location: Houston, TX